Cool Quotes For Girls Biography
Excercise is good for you. When my grandma was 60, she started walking 5 miles everyday. She's 90 now and we don't know where the hell she is.
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attemping to find a plot in it will be shot.
Mommy, after I'm done eating my vegetables, where do I put their wheelchairs?
If you smoke in our restaurant, we will assume that you are on fire and take the proper precautions.
What is it like having three kids under 5 years old? Well it is kind of like a frat house: nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there is a lot of throwing up.
Work harder. Millions on welfare are depending on you.
Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.
A smart girl leaves before she is left.